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var num_of_quotes5 = 98;
quotes5 = Math.floor (num_of_quotes5 * Math.random());

if(quotes5==0) {
body5="To help a painful sunburn, empty a large jar of Nestea® into your bath water.";
}
if(quotes5==1) {
body5="Have a minor burn? Treat it with Colgate® or Crest® toothpaste.";
}
if(quotes5==2) {
body5="Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it.";
}
if(quotes5==3) {
body5="Spray some WD-40® on an arthritic joint and rub it in for relief.";
}
if(quotes5==4) {
body5="WD-40® kills insects!";
}
if(quotes5==5) {
body5="Meat tenderizer will ease the pain of a bee sting.";
}
if(quotes5==6) {
body5="Preparation-H® will help swollen, puffy eyes.";
}
if(quotes5==7) {
body5="Washing your hair with Lipton Tea® will help make your hair shiny.";
}
if(quotes5==8) {
body5="Mayonnaise will kill head lice. It will also help condition your hair!";
}
if(quotes5==9) {
body5="Crazy Glue® will help heal a paper cut.";
}
if(quotes5==10) {
body5="Cornstarch will help a stubborn case of Athelete's Foot.";
}
if(quotes5==11) {
body5="Vicks Vapor Rub® will kill nail fungus.";
}
if(quotes5==12) {
body5="Kool-Aid® will clean dishwasher pipes. Just put it in the detergent section and run a cycle through. It will also clean a toilet.";
}
if(quotes5==13) {
body5="Kool-Aid® can be used as a dye in paint.";
}
if(quotes5==14) {
body5="Peanut Butter will get scratches out of CD's. Wipe it off with a coffee filter paper.";
}
if(quotes5==15) {
body5="Pam No-Stick® cooking spray will get grease off your hands.";
}
if(quotes5==16) {
body5="Vinegar will help cure dandruff.";
}
if(quotes5==17) {
body5="To preserve a newspaper clipping, add ½ cup of Milk of Magnesia® to one large bottle of Club Soda, soak for 20 minutes and let dry. It will last for years!";
}
if(quotes5==18) {
body5="To keep glasses and goggles from fogging up, coat with Colgate® toothpaste.";
}
if(quotes5==19) {
body5="Wine stains? Pour on salt and watch it absorb!";
}
if(quotes5==20) {
body5="To remove wax, take a paper towel and iron it over the wax. The paper towel will absorb the wax.";
}
if(quotes5==21) {
body5="To remove labels off glassware, rub with peanut butter.";
}
if(quotes5==22) {
body5="Colgate® toothpaste will clean crayon marks from a wall.";
}
if(quotes5==23) {
body5="Listerine® will clean dirty grout.";
}
if(quotes5==24) {
body5="Karo Syrup® will clean grass stains.";
}
if(quotes5==25) {
body5="Grease stains on your driveway — pour Coca-Cola® and let sit overnight. Coke® will also take corrosion from batteries.";
}
if(quotes5==26) {
body5="To keep fresh flowers longer, just add a little Clorox®, or 2 Bayer® aspirin. Or, just use 7-Up® instead of water.";
}
if(quotes5==27) {
body5="Everyone knows that nothing beats the classic, original ostrich feather duster when it comes to chasing away the dust from the nooks and crannies of our cupboards, counters, and shelves. But after awhile the duster begins to lose some its pep, right? Here's how to get it back! First off, resist the temptation to run to the sink and wash the duster. That is rarely necessary! Just grab your hairdryer, set it to LOW, and (you guessed it!) aim at the feather duster. The feathers will begin to poof back up right before your very eyes! And by the way, if you don't own a hairdryer there is nothing wrong with using the steam from a boiling kettle on the stove to get the same effect, it just takes a little more work (and a little more care).";
}
if(quotes5==28) {
body5="You can use Coca-Cola® to clean a toilet bowl. Just pour in a can, let it sit for about an hour, then brush and flush and you're done!";
}
if(quotes5==29) {
body5="Rubbing with a piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola® can remove rust spots from chrome car or truck bumpers.";
}
if(quotes5==30) {
body5="Adding a can of Coca-Cola® to a loadful of greasy work clothes along with the usual detergent can help loosen grease stains.";
}
if(quotes5==31) {
body5="In a pinch, peanut butter can serve as a shaving cream substitute (You might want to avoid the crunchy kind, though).";
}
if(quotes5==32) {
body5="Bait a mouse or rat trap with peanut butter instead of cheese for a better chance of success. Believe it or not, the mice actually prefer the P.B.";
}
if(quotes5==33) {
body5="Marinating meat in vinegar both kills bacteria and tenderizes the meat. A quarter cup is enough for a 2 or 3 pound roast.";
}
if(quotes5==34) {
body5="Your azaleas will thank you with beautiful blooms if you occasionally water them with a mixture of 2 tablespoons of vinegar to one quart of water.";
}
if(quotes5==35) {
body5="Pouring vinegar in the crevices between bricks will eliminate the unwanted grass growing there.";
}
if(quotes5==36) {
body5="If you've got red or brown hair, try rinsing with fresh brewed Lipton® Tea for some nice golden highlights.";
}
if(quotes5==37) {
body5="Cold iced tea can be used to clean just about any kind of varnished woodwork.";
}
if(quotes5==38) {
body5="If you need to put icing on a cake, fill a pint-sized Zip-Loc® Storage Bag with icing, twist the bag to direct the icing into one corner, press the bag's seal closed and cut off a tiny bit of the icing-filled corner. Squeeze the icing through the hole to write on and decorate the cake.";
}
if(quotes5==39) {
body5="To keep bananas fresher longer, place them in the refrigerator. The skins will turn brown, but the inside will be firm and ready to eat.";
}
if(quotes5==40) {
body5="If you have bananas that have become too soft to eat, peel them and store in the freezer in a plastic bag. They'll be perfect for recipes, like banana bread.";
}
if(quotes5==41) {
body5="To make hand cleanup easier when making meatloaf, place hands in plastic baggies before mixing. Just toss the baggies away when done.";
}
if(quotes5==42) {
body5="Want a plain cake to look fancy? Place a lace paper doily on top, and sprinkle with powdered sugar. Then remove the doily.";
}
if(quotes5==43) {
body5="To prevent potatoes from sprouting eyes, place an apple in the bag.";
}
if(quotes5==44) {
body5="To slice raw meat for recipes more easily, place in the freezer until partially frozen first.";
}
if(quotes5==45) {
body5="Use a damp sponge to wipe pet hair from furniture and upholstery.";
}
if(quotes5==46) {
body5="Plastic rings from the top of milk containers make fun (and economical) cat toys.";
}
if(quotes5==47) {
body5="To keep cats from scratching furniture, place double-stick tape in those favorite areas.";
}
if(quotes5==48) {
body5="If you have trouble keeping your cat still while administering pills or medication, wrap up kitty in a towel first. This will keep the feline still and you won't get scratched.";
}
if(quotes5==49) {
body5="To make mealtime easier, place your pet's dry food in a canister, glass or plastic container with the measuring scoop inside. Be sure to place a label on the outside of the container.";
}
if(quotes5==50) {
body5="If your new puppy cries at night, simply place an alarm clock in his bed. The ticking noise sounds like his mother's heartbeat, and will help lull him to sleep.";
}
if(quotes5==51) {
body5="For an inexpensive and tasty bird treat, roll a pinecone in peanut butter then birdseed. Hang on a tree.";
}
if(quotes5==52) {
body5="To prevent losing your garden tools, paint the handles a bright color so you can see them easily.";
}
if(quotes5==53) {
body5="When hammering a nail in a hard-to-reach place, use a piece of notched cardboard to hold the nail steady and to save your fingers. Simply remove when finished.";
}
if(quotes5==54) {
body5="Old used toothbrushes make excellent cleaning tools. Perfect for small objects or tight spaces. Just be sure to mark the toothbrush in some way so you don't reuse it for its original purpose!";
}
if(quotes5==55) {
body5="For dusting in hard-to-reach places, secure a sock to a yardstick with a rubber band. Now you can get under the fridge or behind the radiator.";
}
if(quotes5==56) {
body5="When peeling corn-on-the-cob, recycle a clean toothbrush and use to easily remove the silk.";
}
if(quotes5==57) {
body5="Crumbs in the bottom of the bag? Corn chip and cracker crumbs make excellent filler for meatloaf. If the crumbs are already flavored, no more seasoning is needed.";
}
if(quotes5==58) {
body5="To remove a broken lightbulb, first be SURE the power is OFF! Then cut a potato or apple in half, place in the broken base, and twist.";
}
if(quotes5==59) {
body5="Storing items in the attic? Number each carton or bin on all sides, then make an itemized list in a notebook. Very handy when searching for a long-lost item. This tip works when you're boxing things up to move from one home to another as well!";
}
if(quotes5==60) {
body5="To keep snow from sticking from your shovel, coat it with non-stick cooking spray first.";
}
if(quotes5==61) {
body5="During winter, always keep a container of kitty litter (not the clumping kind) in the trunk of your car. It will provide traction if you ever get stuck. Rubber floor mats also work well.";
}
if(quotes5==62) {
body5="To find your luggage easily at the airport carousel, tie colorful ribbons on the handles or paint bright stripes on your bags. Your bags will almost jump out at you!";
}
if(quotes5==63) {
body5="To keep squirrels from raiding your pole-mounted bird feeder, grease the pole with non-stick baking spray. It's non-toxic and environmentally friendly too.";
}
if(quotes5==64) {
body5="To clean plastic outdoor furniture, brush it with an old toothbrush, then rinse with water.";
}
if(quotes5==65) {
body5="To clean wooden outdoor furniture, apply dry dishwasher powder and brush vigorously. Rinse with water, let dry, and apply vegetable oil.";
}
if(quotes5==66) {
body5="Lubricate a squeaky door hinge with a squirt of non-stick baking spray.";
}
if(quotes5==67) {
body5="A kids' wading pool makes a perfect bathtub for your pet's summer baths. Good place for Fido to take a cooling dip on hot days, too.";
}
if(quotes5==68) {
body5="A quick fix for a thread that's starting to unravel from a button or seam: put on a dab of clear nail polish. It'll "glue" the fibers together till you can properly make the repair.";
}
if(quotes5==69) {
body5="To keep combs and brushes clean, soak them in the sink with warm water and 1 teaspoon of baking soda. Rinse and let dry.";
}
if(quotes5==70) {
body5="For cleaning tubs, tile, sinks, and shower curtains in the bathroom, take a damp sponge and sprinkle it with baking soda. Scrub, rinse, and wipe dry.";
}
if(quotes5==71) {
body5="To clean tile and no-wax bathroom floors, fill a pail with warm water and mix in half a cup of baking soda. Mop and rinse clean.";
}
if(quotes5==72) {
body5="Reduce unpleasant trash can odors by sprinkling with baking soda periodically. When can is empty, wash with a cup of baking soda in a gallon of water.";
}
if(quotes5==73) {
body5="Dusty lightbulbs waste energy and cut down on light too. To ensure your home lighting is operating at peak performance, make sure the bulb is turned off and cool, then gently dust with a slightly damp sponge or cloth.";
}
if(quotes5==74) {
body5="To make general household cleaning easier, put basic supplies (like cloths, sponges, sprays, cleansers, dusters, etc.) in a basket or tote and carry it with you from room to room. Saves retracing your steps.";
}
if(quotes5==75) {
body5="Dangerous bacteria and germs can be growing in your kitchen sponge. Here are some ways to keep your sponge fresh.<br />1. Put your sponge in the dishwasher with the utensils.<br />2. Rinse sponge in very hot water, squeeze out as much water as possible and dry completely before next use.<br />3. To increase the life of your sponge, use paper towels for extra messy cleanups, like raw meats and eggs.<br />4. Put your sponge in the microwave until you see steam. Remove carefully, it will be very hot.<br />5. When there is any kind of odor or discoloration on the sponge, throw it away and use a new one.";
}
if(quotes5==76) {
body5="To open a tight jar lid, try wearing a rubber glove.";
}
if(quotes5==77) {
body5="To prevent a zipper from sticking, rub the track with a bar of soap.";
}
if(quotes5==78) {
body5="If you have more than one bathroom, keep a set of cleaning supplies in each one. If you have a multi-story house, keep a vacuum on each floor. These will save you steps and prevent lugging heavy/bulky supplies around. You can also clean at a moment's notice, if necessary.";
}
if(quotes5==79) {
body5="To clean your coffeemaker of mineral deposits: pour vinegar into the water reservoir. Use the coffeemaker as if you were brewing coffee. Repeat with fresh vinegar until liquid runs clear. Repeat cycle with plain water.";
}
if(quotes5==80) {
body5="Use zip-close plastic bags to:<br />Pack cosmetics and toiletries for compact travel. <br />Organize small items like screws and washers in your tool chest.<br />Prevent necklaces from tangling in a drawer or jewelry box Keep rubber bands, paper clips, and wire twist ties together. <br />Separate photos in a drawer or box.";
}
if(quotes5==81) {
body5="For sparkling clean dishes, add a few tablespoons of vinegar to the water, then use inexpensive liquid dishwashing detergent. It cuts grease and saves you money too!";
}
if(quotes5==82) {
body5="To clean baked on food from enamel, glass, or ceramic dishes, first soak in soapy water, then scour with baking soda and salt.";
}
if(quotes5==83) {
body5="To clean the keypad on your phone, use a cotton swab dipped in rubbing alcohol.";
}
if(quotes5==84) {
body5="To be sure an egg is fresh, immerse it in a bowl of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it’s fresh. If it floats, throw it away! ";
}
if(quotes5==85) {
body5="Celery leaves are a terrific addition to stuffings, stews, and soups.";
}
if(quotes5==86) {
body5="To keep an avocado fresher longer, set it on a piece of foam in the refrigerator. It will help prevent &quot;bruising&quot; and keep it from going bad.";
}
if(quotes5==87) {
body5="No lemon or lime juice? Simply substitute 1/2 teaspoon of vinegar for 1 teaspoon of juice in your recipe.";
}
if(quotes5==88) {
body5="To get most of the juice from fresh lemons or limes, bring to room temperature. Then roll them on the kitchen counter before squeezing.";
}
if(quotes5==89) {
body5="Don't discard the end slices from a loaf of bread. Store them in the freezer instead, and use them for breadcrumbs in recipes.";
}
if(quotes5==90) {
body5="Be sure to spray your grill with non-stick cooking spray before grilling. Food won't stick, and clean-up's much easier!";
}
if(quotes5==91) {
body5="When making cupcakes or muffins, leave the corner cups of the tin empty. It makes them much easier to take out of the hot oven with potholders or oven mitts.";
}
if(quotes5==92) {
body5="A potato masher is great for mixing frozen juice concentrate with water, or combining meatloaf ingredients.";
}
if(quotes5==93) {
body5="Use muffin tins to make giant ice cubes. They're perfect in punch bowls or picnic coolers.";
}
if(quotes5==94) {
body5="Club soda not only removes stains from clothing, it cleans sinks as well.";
}
if(quotes5==95) {
body5="Use baking soda to clean your refrigerator and enamel-finished appliances. Just dissolve 2 tablespoons of baking soda in 1 quart of warm water and wipe. For stubborn spots, rub with a baking soda paste. Rinse with a clean, wet cloth.";
}
if(quotes5==96) {
body5="A tablespoon of baking soda added to your soapy dishwater not only cuts the grease on your dishes, it softens your hands as well.";
}
if(quotes5==97) {
body5="Don't throw away those green tomatoes at the end of the season. Cut them up and freeze them, and use 'em in casseroles and soups instead of green peppers.";
}

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